FFA climbing and all all it's products are the product of a captive breeding program.

We are Vic the Llama(MK I), her belay b-artch Jared,Marvin the paranoid sewing machine and Colin the female Llama(MK II).

We think climbing fashion is getting WAY too mainstream... so we have decided to fix that!

All our gear is brightly coloured, comfortable and great to climb in but it sure gets you some funny looks in the pub!

Marvin is from the early 1900's and doesn't use electricity. Instead, he has a foot treadle.

Jared and Marvin work as a team to make pyjamas. They consider each pair to be a work of art.

Vic and Colin just hang around and be llamaish.